Can we watch Catfish?

Date: 3/27/2017

I was over at my friend Kylie's house. I asked if we could watch Catfish, but her boyfriend, Alex, said it was only his and Kylie's thing. I asked her if this was true (it had always been 'out' thing and she just laughed nervously. (How dare she!) he had then bought her a present. I couldn't really make it out. It looked like miniature tv unit. "Is this a mini tv unit?" I asked. Alex was NOT happy and rolled his eyes. "It's a box, Amanda. Open it up!" I did and there was nothing inside. "Oh, okay. It's nice!" I lied. I was then going through Kylie's suitcase. She'd been on a massive spreading spree! So many clothes still on their racks. "I won't dig any further!" I said. "I'm starting to get to the kinky outfits!" It was like she packed the entirety of Ann Summers in the bottom of her suitcase. Then her ex-husband Nick dropped by and she was weeping onto Alex shoulder. "Why are you crying?" I called out (at this point, I was on the floor with my head poking into the other room) But she gave me 'the shut-the-fuck-up eyes'. She was obviously pretending to be upset in front of her ex so she could out of doing something. "Shit!" I thought. I almost blew her cover. Next scene; I was in town with my son Alex. He was walking at a snails pace. He was tired and wanted me to carry him. I did for a while, but then my back started aching and there were people walking behind us who kept tutting. Alex then ran into a Pram Shop and climbed into a pushchair. "You need to get out of there!" I told him, but he wouldn't listen. I was going to push him around in the pushchair until I noticed how expensive it was "You're 4 years old, you are perfectly able to walk!" I said, "Come on!"