Caught with my boyfriend by my mom

Date: 10/9/2018

My mom barges in my room crying about another one of her crushes being psycho. What can I say? She’s only into bible bashers. Later my boyfriend and I went to see this obscure movie. We did it when we knew my mom wasn’t going to be home. She told me that I could have a boyfriend but couldn’t go on any dates with him (kinda defeats the purpose of dating someone) so I didn’t tell her. Also she would have either insisted on going with me or she wouldn’t have let me go. So we show up at the surprisingly crowded movie theater and almost all the seats are taken. Also we’re with my boyfriend’s family for some reason. So we get seats at the very front. Then my mom walks in wearing a green dress. She was supposed to be at work. She’s done her makeup but not her hair. I see her first so I run further up the theater and find the boyfriend’s dad sitting on the left side with seats saved for us. I’ve never met his dad in real life but he looks like deadshot from arrow but without all the weird gadgets. I sit right beside him and wait for the others to get up here. But they never do. Instead, the person that greets me is - you guessed it - my mother. Now she’s wearing a blue dress the color of doctors scrubs. She makes me go outside. I tell her it’s for extra credit since my school offers extra credit for going to school plays. It’s true. My history teacher offered it and I needed it because I only had a 91 in that class, which was a B at my school. She is fine with that but she’s still mad that I left the apartment without her. She’s a 5’1” forty year old with bad knees but she acts as if she can defend me from every nonexistent threat I’ll face by going outside. I never ask her what she’s doing there, but I think she’s on a hot date. I never became lucid because most of that dream was so realistic. It was exactly how my mother would act in real life. Also I have a separate dream where I pour myself a glass of milk and drink it.