The One Where Alfie Is a Girl

Date: 8/7/2019

By nicolezdzieba

I’m in what’s supposed to be the Keys. I’m walking near a small cliffside by the water when I see Shanon looking down. I remember that we were supposed to be in the Keys at the same time. I say, “Heeeeey!” like a dumb party girl, and she waves down at me. Their oldest kid (who is not Alfie, but a girl) gives me a stank face.