I Don't Like My Friend's Bare Bottom On My Bed Sheets

Date: 12/6/2016

My friend Jonny H is staying at my house. However, my house is also the top library floor of the school where I work. We have both slept in the same bed and are now awake in the morning. I trick him by saying there is a giant spider next to his head. He jumps up terrified. Then he takes a guitar and starts to play it on the bed. I realise he is naked from the waist down. I don't like the idea of his bare bottom on my bed sheets but say nothing. We discuss a Marvel superhero video game we will play in the evening. Parents of some of the school kids come up to the library and I am frantically trying to get dressed. I remove a clean pair of olive green trousers from their cellophane wrapping but really struggle to get them on in time. I'm lying down trying my hardest to put the trousers on, but can't.