TOMMY Lee Jones Real Estate Agent

Date: 10/25/2017

Went to inquire about an apartment with my friend Marie. I knew about a place that was an old Tyson Foods plant. TOMMY Lee Jones was our real estate agent. But it wasn't him, you know? More grizzled. He showed us one place and then I asked about the Tyson place. He said it was actually an old Chrysler facility. We started walking there and had to go through the woods where we were confronted by something that looked like a giant spider that had a baboon face and looked like it was wearing dark black matte metal armor. TOMMY Lee wasn't phased by it. Neither was Marie really. We kept walking and walking but I'm not sure if we ever made it to the place.