I was staying at a friend's place and had to kind of babysit Shaq, who came back to the place late and drunk. I was told that he needs to sleep on the a...
I was literally Daredevil, but I could kinda see. I was helping out one of the kids from Stranger Things. Then I had to escape. I jumped from house to ...
I was reading the paper and there was a review of a new Pavement album.
Went to inquire about an apartment with my friend Marie. I knew about a place that was an old Tyson Foods plant. TOMMY Lee Jones was our real estate age...
I moved into a new apartment that had a view of a dirty looking alley that was below me and far away. My wall was just a chain link fence but I think th...
I bought a Mexican Coke, even though knew I shouldn't since I'm trying to cut down on sugar and I was going to have a coffee later.
Nightmare about someone called the Sara Lee Killer. Turns out it was my friend's sister. I haven't seen or thought about her in years. In another versio...
I was dating John Stockton's daughter but was older than her. We had them over for brunch. He was nice but didn't say much. A bit stern. I don't think h...
I put my blue combination lock in the microwave. It gave me anxiety
Had that dream where I was tasked to kill Hitler. I'm sure others have had it. Why did I? Beginning of Passover(I'm not Jewish)? Maybe. But I'm also wat...
Had a dream that I was fired from my job for viewing a certain website. I don't even know what the site was. It was a classic firing: they packed up my ...
My cousin's kid was playing drums. Her friend was on guitar or bass. Maybe there were two friends. They were very good but didn't know it. I was jealous...