The One Where Kanye Watches Me Pee

Date: 3/25/2025

I’m struggling to get an SMS set up for a trade at work. I keep forgetting to link to the ATG Digital membership portal … It’s nighttime. I’m in a house I don’t recognize just after giving birth to a baby boy. I think vaguely about how he weighed in at 7 pounds 13 ounces and am impressed that the biggest baby I’ve had is the one I actually pushed out. I go to the bathroom and see Kanye West and someone else (can’t remember who) sitting a few feet away from me watching me pee. Laughing, I ask them to stop looking at me … I’m sitting in a classroom when I hear Tessa Gomes (a girl I was friends with in middle school) asking Brody why “Finns eat soup on its own.” I say, “Oh, they love a soup!” Tessa responds with something snippy, and I’m immediately annoyed. At some point, she turns into Arianna Lang, and I wonder if I should say something about how I used to babysit her to embarrass her.