Urinating on my living room floor and hoping no one noticed

Date: 12/21/2016

I crouched down on my living room floor and did a massive wee. I was expecting visitors and I was hoping they would notice the big puddle on the floor. I had to quickly change my socks, as I managed to get them wet. On the sofa, I was sat next to a polish guy who was distracting a visitor who had made his way into the house. The polish guy kept asking the guest silly questions in hope that he wouldn't notice what I had just done on the living room floor. Next scene; I was at my friend Kylie's house. We were getting ready for a night out - I had forgotten my make up so I had to borrow hers, only to find she had really strange make up I couldn't use. We then heard a loud bang at the door. Thugs were trying to get in. "I better move my car!" I said. But I managed to park it right on top of Kylie's doorstep. "No! This is too close!" I thought, moving it again. I then asked a neighbour if my parking was alright "Yep, you're alright!" They said.