Sorry, Monkey

Date: 5/20/2018

We were watching some event in Center City when Dana starts being chased by an ape. It almost got her a few times. Everyone around was just watching and recording on their phone. Eventually it caught up with her but was much smaller than we thought - more of a rabid chimp. Dana was doing her best holding it. I told her we had no choice but to kill it. So she held it and I bashed its skull in with a large rock.