Just like us

Date: 2/4/2019

Andrew and I went to a Boy Scouts center to buy ice for our injuries before we went to gathering place. so they put goldfish in the ice bag instead of ice and I was like ok that’s cool I already have some goldfish in my bag lemme fill up the ice bag even more before I pay for it. So I put more goldfish in the bag and tried to pay for it and they flipped on us. Suddenly there was a spaceship above Jackson (turned into him from Andrew) and I and they were pissed and yelling at us that we tried to buy something we couldn’t. Then I look in the counter and there’s a bottle of brandy that Jackson tried to buy. But they’re not mad at us for trying to buy alcohol they’re mad that I filled up the goldfish bag?????? Then I was waking around taking pictures of everything, the ufo OMG THIS SOUNDS FAKE BUT I SWEAR ITS TRUE I walked right up to the ufo there were chimpanzees inside smoking a joint I swear to god. I remember thinking “just like us!” Then waking up