there were zombies invading the whole state and around my house and instead of fighting them and being killed by a zombie I decided to go out to the tre...
I was driving and my dad FaceTimed jack who was in my passenger seat to tell him to write down my plane ticket number on a piece of paper and he wrote i...
I was being sent to the psychiatric hospital for a suicide attempt. I only wanted my best friend Jack to know about me being sent inpatient, but it star...
I had shower sex with a popular straight girl from my school (MG) and it was strange bc I never think about her and don’t like her or anything....
I was sleeping over with my best friends Jack and Rhett in this huge bed but I found that I had been on my period and bled through the sheets. I was so ...
jack, rhett, and I recalled a time I stabbed someone to death with a sword, Tarantino style. we laughed about it and said it was okay because I looked h...
I just got a new iPhone XR yesterday and I dreamed that the screen shattered while I was holding it and didn’t even drop it or anything.
I was stuck in this bouncy house with Mr Shans and he was telling me about all the “cool” stuff my sister did back when he taught her and we watched a f...
I was bonding with a sweet little emo freshman in my old bedroom at my moms house. we were talking about anime and stuff like that then I started talkin...
I was a teenage boy sitting in front of a pool of mud watching animatronic women come out of the mud trynna be sexy and stuff it was weird. there was an...
Gabby’s mom is a teacher at the alternative center at our high school and her class was going on a field trip to a water park and her and I and all our ...
my best friend was playing this land is your land on the guitar and we both started crying :(
it was the early 1900’s and I was helping a woman end her pregnancy. she was already pregnant and I was helping her take a bunch of birth control pills ...
(real life: I had tied a slipknot in a shoelace, not really planning to hang myself, I was just learning how to tie it and hid in my sock drawer) DREAM:...
I was going to see a musical where the Jenks reasors is with my dad. we sit down a seat away from Grace and her dad. I stand up for a second to hand the...
a rap song that I wrote junior year about my science class was on soundcloud and went viral. Lauren Jauregui found it and did a cover of it and mailed m...
so I dreamt that 2 of my best friends were porn stars and one’s stage name was Jackie Thunder. It was absolutely insane bc his parents were very support...
so I was at my best friend’s house but it was like HUUUUGE he had 3 front doors and 2 different identical bedrooms. we were super excited that he was ba...
Dream I saw Maggie Gyllenhaal Me: hi Maggie! Maggie: *nothing* *later* Me: I fucking love you Maggie! Maggie: yeah I bet!
Dream that we shared a house with the Basso’s and Dom left masking tape with sharpie notes on it across my room that said stuff like “come by my room fo...
Andrew and I went to a Boy Scouts center to buy ice for our injuries before we went to gathering place. so they put goldfish in the ice bag instead of i...
Dream I got in big trouble for sliding through the cafeteria on a rolly seat while being pushed by Jackson and the female assistant principal was yellin...
so I was at my best friend’s house expect it was like an old antique home with a big office instead of his real house. I’m chilling on the bed when this...
so I was back in my junior year math class with the worst teacher ever Mrs. Loghry. She’s literally evil. I was carrying two pillows around school like ...
I was in my old bedroom with my ex girlfriend and we were dancing and I kept trying to make a move on her
I was with my friend in target when her rapist walked in and she started freaking out like she needed to get out of there and I was grabbing her shoulde...
So my internet friend from Canada graduates this year and in my dream she had already started college in Toronto and I live in Oklahoma but in my dream ...
I was in my old car at my old house and I kept hearing a man from a drive thru saying “your chicken strips are ready ma’am” and I kept freaking out caus...
I was in my living room watching a live action reboot on Danny phantom. That’s it.