patrick star from spongebob is an elite bass player but only when he’s sober

Date: 2/28/2025

I dreamt i had to go home because there was a severe storm coming of rain. I was in my childhood home’s garage and I was alone in the corner of the garage and I sang “cory cory cory in the house” and someone outside of my house responded and said “it’s a party every week baby”. Then I turned around and some people were in my garage, so I went in the house instead and Patrick Star from spongebob was there. Patrick said he had to show us something and pulled this blue bass out and he started tearing that shit up. He was doing things only Patrick could do because Patrick didn’t have fingers. Then he finished and I clapped and he was like “I’ve been learning for a week and wanted to show you” and I was amazed at how he did that in a week. Then I remember he was walking over to plug the bass into an amp and he mentioned he held back on drinking a beer (but he actually called it cerveza) before he showed us his bass playing skills because he plays better when he’s sober