Once you go black, you don't go back!

Date: 11/22/2016

I was walking home, minding my own business, when a woman kept walking too closely behind me. I thought that she was after my bag. In the end, I turned to her and asked her what her problem was. She said that she didn't have a problem but then went on to tell me about her boyfriend dumping her - just like that (completely out of the blue!) He was a writer too - writing a book about the North Pole "How boring!" I said. She was unimpressed by my response. "I was helping him write the book!" She snapped. As we walked on, we talked more and more with each other to the point where we made friends and she changed her destination completely just so we could chat some more and get me home safely "How sweet!" I thought. Next scene; I was in a bedroom I didn't recognise with a big black man I had never seen before. We started to "get it on" and I was loving it. He edged towards my vagina and I blurted out that I needed a wee. So I went to the bathroom to go for a wee. "I should probably freshen up!" I thought, but I didn't have much luck looking for some soap - so I had to use hand wash instead. Just as I was washing myself (down below) Gigi Hadid walks in - the bathroom had now turned into a communal one. "Shit!" I thought. Struggling to pull my underwear back up. Ironically "Shout out to my ex!" started to play. I gave her a look and she smiled back.