The One With the Huggy Worship Leaders

Date: 6/25/2019

I’m in a hallway in what almost looks like a huge mall or the WTC train station in New York (it’s possibly supposed to be Journey right after service lets out). There are lots of people around, and Matt Volkens finds me. We have a conversation and he hugs me (which I find weird considering that he never really does this), only for me to bump into Jonathan. He asks me if I still have my GoPro, and I tell him that I was planning on bringing it to St. Augustine so that I can get pictures without having to take them manually. We laugh, and he also hugs me (which I, again, find weird) so tight that I feel like he’s going to break my ribs. He asks if I can babysit because they’re hiking for Matt’s birthday, and “All he wanted for his birthday was for a couple of sick kids to get better.” He shows me texts to prove this, where the last text he sent says, “HE’S SUCH A GOOD GUY AW.” ... Somehow, I end up on Matt’s birthday extravaganza. He and I (and possibly some other people) are in line for a new ride at Universal. A little blond boy is upset, so Matt starts doing this weird thing where he acts like a bear to cheer the kid up. Before I know what’s happening, everyone in line with us is stomping around and roaring. I get a text from Brody and open my phone to find that he and Blane have flooded a house up to their waists and released a dolphin-barracuda creature into the water. I’m so jealous because I think this is the coolest thing ever and text back, “This is a dream come true!” ... I’m in my bedroom and a weird man is trying to sell a hair product to me and two other people. One is a man who’s almost bald. The guy who’s selling the stuff puts it on their heads, then puts some in my hand so that I can put it on myself. I rub a huge glob of it on the top of my head and look in my magnifying mirror to find that it’s working instantly. It’s causing my hair to rise into voluminous peaks ... I’m in what’s supposed to be Jen’s office. I’ve just found out that I get the office with my promotion. This makes me nervous because I know that I haven’t been at Banyan very long, and there are plenty of other AMEs. Nick comes in to ask a question, and I look up and tell him that Jen is “in her new office.”