Monocles, Handstands and a Lucid Willy Windmill.

Date: 5/17/2020

By amandalyle

I was going shopping for one of my service users (Jeremy) As part of his shopping list, he wanted me to get a monocle. I was running around the shop, in a frenzy, trying to locate one. Needless to say, I couldn’t find one. Defeated, I went back to my car. As I was reversing out of my parking space, I crashed into another car. “For fuck sake!” I cried. “I’m going to need your details, love.” The other car driver said. I gave them to him, reluctantly. Next scene; I was not myself in this dream. I was this guy (a rather hot one!) who lived with these other people who I didn’t recognise. Suddenly, I gained lucidity... and the first thing I did was strip naked and started shaking my large erect Penis around (I may have done the willy windmill) My friend was coming out of the bathroom. To make her feel awkward, I walked past her butt naked (with a raging hard on) I went downstairs and laid on this sofa but suddenly I found it really hard to breath. I started to panic and raise alarm, but nobody was taking much notice. It was an awful feeling but I soon woke up. (To find I had a bunged up nose 😳) Next scene; I was in bed with my husband. He was doing a handstand in bed and wanted me to have sex with him this way. Upside down. We tried, but it wasn’t physically possible. We both gave up in the end and fell back to sleep.