I Fell in Love with an Inflatable Cow 🐮

Date: 8/24/2017

I was driving to my friend's house. She lives in the sticks and the sat nav almost always fails to get me there. This time, it took me to an abandoned town. It looked eerie and unwelcoming. The roads were just dirt (as if I had travelled back in time!) and my car got stuck on a roundabout that turned into a mound of earth halfway around. I got out of my 'stuck' car and realised that I was in the middle of a funeral. As I gazed around, it struck me, that this was an Amish community. I then saw a life-sized inflatable cow floating over to me and instantly fell in love. I began a relationship with this inflatable cow but soon began to feel like I was being judged - people in the village were filming it on their iPhones and sniggering behind my back, but I didn't care... I was in love with this cow and nothing and no one was going to get in my way 😂