Date: 4/9/2020
By amandalyle
I had plans to go to this big event/gathering and was frantically getting all my stuff together, so I could make a move. An old school friend (also named Amanda) was giving me a lift. I’m not sure why? I haven’t spoken to her in 15 years?! The time was ticking on, so we rushed off. Sadly, I arrived 4 hours late and the party was coming to an end. A guy came up to me and told me that Paul was on site. I asked if he meant my uncle Paul, but he shook his head and said my ex. My husband, appeared out of nowhere, and stormed off to confront him. I hid behind a wall and was trying to eavesdrop on their conversation. The boys kept play fighting. I told them to be quiet, so I could hear what was going on. Frustrated that I couldn’t hear anything, I walked back inside and sat down in this audience. Some sort of conference was going on. Sitting in front of me, was no other than Lady Gaga herself. She smiled at me and I smiled back casually, unfazed by the A-lister sitting 2 inches from me. My husband came back in and plonked himself next to me. We got into an argument about how messy he is around the house and Lady Gaga, having overheard our spat, was backing me up, saying it just wasn’t on to be so untidy. There was this fan girl sitting close by who had been quietly making this huge folder with newspaper cuttings and notes for Lady Gaga. She used cereal boxes as folded dividers and I told her how creative that was and how I’m sure Lady Gaga was going to love it. Sure enough, she absolutely treasured it and when she read the heartfelt letter, tears were rolling down her eyes. Next scene; I was at this random persons house getting dressed. Just as I was about to take my top off, they walked into the room. “Fuck it!” I thought, carrying on, not caring that my breasts were in full show. I was kinda turned on by the fact that they could see me. As I walked through to the kitchen, I found my husband sucking on one of my old friend’s nipples. For some reason, this didn’t faze me in the slightest and I just carried on and grabbed myself something out of the fridge.