condom stuff

Date: 12/22/2018

By squidward

i was shopping with b and for some reason, we thought it’d be hilarious to buy condoms. so, we bought a red box of them and went to cameron’s house. we hid them at the left side of the house outside. my mom came to pick me up. cam and i were trying to hide the condoms somewhere, but we were laughing so hard at them. we pulled them out and they were thin rectangular bags and they were full of what looked like eggnog. we laughed so loud that my mom turned the corner and found me (cam dipped) and was like “explain yourself” and i said i didn’t buy them