Jeremy Clarkson and the Führer

Date: 10/24/2016

Hell turns out to be a giant cruise liner floating through space. Everyone on board is an active member of the Nazi regime and fills a role on board. I am a general close to Hitler himself. I walk into one of the lower decks. Recruits stiffen as I walk in. I am readying them for a visit from Hitler. Upon his arrival, the recruits notice I have helped them by making sure their deck is in top shape to avoid angering the führer. They thank me with money and gifts. I am the BBC executive that Jeremy Clarkson punched. I'm in a hospital bed for an unrelated ailment. People start to enter the room, lining up to use my en suite shower. I am confused, but offer them chocolate cake. Clarkson arrives and explains that the showers at the BBC are out of order and he has told everyone to come and use mine. I realise it's because he's still angry and is still trying to punish me.