The One Where I Take the Highway

Date: 10/26/2024

I’m on some kind of caravan-style road trip with my family (some of them are actual family members, and some of them are completely random). I’m driving the van alone on the highway when I remember that I don’t usually do this. I suddenly realize I’m going way too fast — the speedometer says 75, but it feels like I’m doing 100 — and everything around me becomes sort of a blur as I accidentally swear into other lanes, but I’m having fun. At some point, I end up at some sort of rest stop area with everyone I’m traveling with. I see Arwin from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody — who I’m apparently supposed to be related to — walking around wearing a clothing rack full of shirts. At some point, I walk into a breakfast restaurant where Renee and I sit down in a booth with a woman and her daughter. I notice that the woman looks exactly like Nick’s ex-girlfriend Caroline from New Girl. She asks something about whether we’re here for my wedding again, and I look down and realize that I’m in my wedding dress and Renee‘s in a bridesmaid dress. I remember that we’re apparently here to celebrate my five-year anniversary by doing my wedding over again, and that she somehow knew about my original wedding … I’m immersed in a movie (part of it, not filming it) with Andrew Garfield. We’re in what looks like an underground area (possibly a sewer) and I notice that he’s shirtless, super ripped, and bleeding. I realize that he must be playing Spider-Man again as I watch him pace around and look stressed out. At some point, I approach him to try to calm him down. As I do this, he looks at me very seriously and then leans in to kiss me. I’m a little caught off guard, but it’s a very sweet kiss. We end up sitting on the ground with him between my legs laying his head in my lap. I mention the fact that he just kissed me and he says, “I’ve thought about doing that a thousand times.” I find this adorable … I lay one of the babies down on my bedroom floor — which is for some reason carpeted — and start acting like a half-human half-wolf monster (like the one from The Village or Prince Caspian).