Ed Sheeran Two

Date: 5/22/2019

By TonyDreamer

I'm at a music festival with friend John P. We are watching an old lady in sportswear throwing a javelin across the field. We comment on how dangerous it is as there are lots of people around. I suddenly notice that John is holding a baby. He says he's adopted it. I ask what the baby's name is and he tells me it's "Ed Sheeran Two". I tell him that I find the name odd. He agrees but explains how the baby deserves a good start in life.