The One Where I Kiss Indiana Jones

Date: 11/20/2024

It’s a beautiful day on the water. I’m in a small boat with my mom and Indiana Jones. He’s seated and appears to be tied up. His face is a little beat up, like he’s just been in a fight. I remember that wherever we’re headed — toward some caves on the water — is very dangerous, and that there’s a good chance we won’t make it out of this alive. He looks up at me with tears in his eyes, which catch me off guard as I think about how pretty and green they are (in real life, I think they’re hazel). I kiss him very chaotically and desperately, realizing this might be the last chance I get. We each say “I love you” and prepare for the inevitable. I vaguely wonder how my mom can be so calm right now … I’m at what’s supposed to be a nice restaurant with Brody, the kids (Elliott, Audrey, and a second girl who’s apparently ours), Gary, and Kailyn. Some snobby people at the table next to us say something that I don’t like, and I decide to leave to make them feel bad. I get up with Brody and Audrey and we leave. When we get to a burger-pasta fast food restaurant, I feel bad for leaving Elliott and our other daughter with Gary and Kailyn without asking them if it was okay … I’m watching Titanic. Jack and Rose are in the water but don’t appear to be uncomfortable with the temperature at all — Jack actually looks happy. At some point, small brown sharks start popping up out of the water, and Jack starts doing what appear to be crazy kung fu moves on them. Whoever I’m watching with and I start cracking up at this scene. At some point, we watch as a black horse swims toward the surface of the water from the bottom of the ocean.