The One With the Northern Lights

Date: 5/14/2024

I’m in an SUV with Joey and Daisy from The Bachelor (I may be Kelsey). It’s apparently Fantasy Suites week, and Daisy is getting out to leave Joey after their date. She tries to tell him not to worry about things by casually saying, “I’ve had sex with other people.” When she leaves, he suddenly turns to me and holds my hand. He looks very happy and says something sweet, and I suddenly realize he’s going to pick me at the end of this … I’m outside in the snow somewhere looking at the Northern Lights with the Jonas Brothers … I’m reading a book about a bee that turns into a whale. As I’m reading, I visualize everything in a technicolor, acid-trippy way. I finish the book and realize that this is the second book I’ve finished today.