The One Where We Break In

Date: 5/16/2019

I’m at someone’s house (it’s my room, just with red walls and different furniture) watching a movie on the floor. At some point in the movie, an old couple seduces a younger girl to be in a relationship with them and I comment on how no one wants to see that. I accidentally fart right when an old man comes to sit next to me on the floor. I can see by his face that he smells the fart, but pretends that everything is normal. I get up and grab my teddy bear blanket and my phone and head to the bathroom. I realize that I don’t want to bring my blanket on the toilet with me, so I turn to put it back but accidentally put my phone back. I have to come back again to switch them when I notice that Gary is in the bed in the room. At some point, I leave with two of my friends because I still “need to go to the bathroom.” We end up breaking into someone’s house to use the bathroom, but we just end up walking around the house. Right when we decide to leave, we see the owner of the house pulling into the driveway and looking confused. I walk outside with a bottle of water and a bottle of some kind of alcohol, and she rolls down her window. I explain to her what’s going on. She’s cool about it and comes inside. Although she was black when she was in the car, she turns into a really white blonde girl. She tells us that she’s on the Daniel Fast and that it’s really hard. We tell her that we did it for 21 days and she’s shocked. I ask her if anyone has ever told her she looks like Anna Kendrick and she says, “Um, ALL the time.” I laugh and we head out. Aaron DeHoog shows up with some of the kids from church. We’re apparently all headed to the same place. When I walk out of the house, I get my hair all stuck in my lipgloss. I notice a dirty, suspicious-looking man talking to himself, so I try to get to the car quickly. We get in a random sedan, and Aaron takes the kids in an Odyssey so that they can listen to Disney music.