i snuck into beyoncé’s house by accident and ate her bathroom chocolate by accident

Date: 10/15/2019

i was beyoncé’s neighbor and snuck into her house by accident. i ended up in her bathroom and ate chocolate from the bathroom by accident. i turned into her maid and was upstairs. all i can remember after that was i was on a school bus and there was a girl outside my window. she asked me who the first female to get a debut number one single and i opened the window and sang fantasy by mariah carey and she sang some song that doesn’t exist irl back to me