The One With the Non-Binary Jeans

Date: 7/14/2024

I’m shopping for clothes with Renee. I pull out a pair of jeans that I really like and hold onto them as I continue shopping. At some point, I hold them up and see that they have the trans flag on the back pocket. I start laughing to myself as the jeans somehow end up on me, now a pair of baggy denim shorts that make me look like I’m sagging. Renee asks what’s so funny, and I say, “These have the trans flag on them… I can’t wear them — people will think I’m trans!” She starts cracking up … I’m at home when I see two huge roaches on the wall by the front door. I ask Brody to kill them as I run out of the room.