The One With Voldemort’s Nose

Date: 1/29/2024

I’m in what looks like the astronomy tower at Hogwarts with a bunch of people preparing for something. I look over to see a group of them standing in a circle as Voldemort begins to materialize out of thin air. I watch as he floats upside down in the fetal position with a smile on his face. Realizing that I’m apparently working for him, I quickly decide that I don’t want to be a part of this and that I need to get out of here. I rush toward the other side of the room when I’m suddenly in a part of that building that looks like a department store at the mall. I turn and see Voldemort — who has a very large nose — talking to his followers and go down and escalator to get away. Suddenly, I can’t remember if this is all part of a movie or if it’s really happening. As I’m contemplating this, I see my parents calmly standing at the top of the escalator smiling at me. I mouth something about Voldemort’s nose to my dad. When I get downstairs, I walk around the store with a girl — possibly a girl I used to work at Banyan with (either Veronica or Claire) — and look at baby clothes. I see one collection of onesies and pajamas with illustrated scenes of a dolphin rescue on them. At some point, we end up stranded on the side of the road. I remember that we’re friends with Jamie Lee Curtis somehow and — picturing her face but forgetting her name — say, “Maybe we should call… uh… Anne Frank?”