A Chinese Extremist with a love for PUGS

Date: 11/16/2016

I was in the car with my friend, Robee, discussing the best route to get to Wales and agreeing that we'd go on the motorway. Next scene; I was talking to my friend. Ash, about how her husband didn't celebrate Halloween with the boys this year and how sad they were about it. "I wonder if he's accusing her of cheating again?" I wondered. She said that going away -if only for a night - could save a marriage, and then asked whether we should go on a trip to London together. "But you're Muslim. You don't drink!" I thought. Next scene; We were in what looked like Prague. There were bombs going off around us. I was separate from my family, but in a group of people I didn't recognise - strangers. Together, we had to keep finding spots to keep safe - moving strategically around the city to find safety. Just as we reached a 'safe zone' we'd see another bomb go off in the distance - the fire making its way towards us. I was really worried about my children because they were with Mat in a different side of the city. "They'll be okay, Amanda" a familiar voice called out - it was Tony. "But what if they aren't? They are my entire world!" I sobbed. "Listen, everything's going to be alright!" He reassured me, although I didn't believe him. I was now sat in a fast food joint with the others - debating whether to order a hot dog or a Subway - I went with the subway in the end.... but I could barely eat. "You need to eat!" Tony said sternly. One of the group members found a massive garage to hide in "this is bomb proof!" He said, opening the concrete door. He was right - we were safe. In the end, we made it and a fanatical extremist who looked oriental (and crazy!) surrendered. "I needed to teach everyone a lesson!" We heard him say. There was now a hologram on the wall. "I've been a loner all my life - just me and my pug!" He said, as images of his adorable pug flashed across the walls. "I had to make things change!" He continued. "look around you, did you ever think that you'd make friends with these people?" He questioned. It was true.. I would have never given these people the time of day if it wasn't for the world falling apart around me. Confused by the whole scene of events, I decided to take a bath. I felt safer now that the war was over. But when I was in the bath, the fattest Chinese kid in the world emerged from deep down in the water. He had some sort of electrical device - a game or iPhone? "I'll take that!" I said. "My son Alex would like it!" He handed it over and I helped pushed his tubby body over the side of the bath. "He's so soft!" I thought. Next scene; We were back in what appeared to be the 1900's. Mat and I were in an old fashioned house. We could hear loud sex noises coming from the house across the road. We looked at each other and burst into laughter "she's definitely faking it!" I thought. Then we both had a sudden impulse to fuck each other - right there and then. Only, after I had stripped my clothes off, there was a knock at the door "Shit!" We thought - struggling with our clothes "You go, you go!" I said, still half naked. He answered the door, but a group of our neighbours came rushing in uninvited and started fussing around us. One was a 'rather annoying' mum from school gushing about her swish invitations - "Here, read this!" She said. "They are beautiful!" I lied after skim reading the OTT (wedding?) invitation. Next scene: I entered a massive conservatory room (which looked like the Eden project) trying to look for Mat - Lesley (my mother-in-law) was there..."Oh, not her!" I thought. "I wish I could just get rid of her!" but, strangely, Mat was particularly defensive and said that I was being mean - "I'm staying with her this weekend and think you're being unfair!" He said. Next scene; I was at this indoor funfair with Zayn from One Direction. He wanted me to film him on a ride - which I did - happily. It was one of those merry-go-round swing rides. I then kept the film for myself and showed Mat who became very jealous that I'd been hanging out with another man - a HOT one. A feeling of pleasure tore through my body.