The One Where Jaycie Has a Meltdown

Date: 5/26/2024

The Someros have moved and I’m helping Jaycie and someone else — possibly Candi — organize the girls’ new room, which is almost like a loft area with a bathroom. I’m putting makeup in a vanity as Jaycie paces around the room spazzing out about where to put a hamper and yelling at us. I finally get fed up and say, “Jaycie, I’m trying to help you!” I go on and on about how I’ve come all the way to South Carolina for her and about how she needs to calm down and be more appreciative of people. I end up storming out into another loft area where Brianna and someone else — possibly Peyton — are hanging out. I realize that I’ve eaten a massive sour Airhead that says it’s 300 calories and go to grab another one. I think about how this isn’t good for weight loss, but realize that I’m so annoyed that I don’t even care … I’m driving down the road. I stop at a red light when Blane pulls up next to me in an SUV. I wave at him. As the light turns green, I see him swing way out to the left and watch as he starts speeding down the wrong side of the road. I watch him weave in and out of oncoming traffic and start to panic because I think he’s going to end up in some kind of collision. I remember that we’re both going to his parents’ house and plan to drive very carefully so that when I get there at the same time as him, I can tell him that he didn’t get there any faster by driving like a maniac. I end up getting stuck at a red light and realize that I’m losing all of my credibility. When I reach the house (which I don’t actually recognize), I peek through the front window and see Blane and Jess on the couch watching TV. I decide that I’d rather not chat with Jess right now and that I’ll need to break in somehow. I pick up a bench to break down the door with (somehow, I’m not worried that this will alert Jess) when Jess, who’s holding a baby, casually opens it.