The One Where Sebastian Is a Girl

Date: 9/18/2025

I’m outside of what looks like a beach bathroom when Michael and Ashlee come walking out with a newborn baby girl. I realize that this must be the baby Ashlee was pregnant with and wonder if her name is still “Sebastian.” I follow them into a hut where they apparently meet for church. While we wait for the service to start, a group of Mexican women and girls start performing some sort of native dance. Things start to get a little weird and I wonder if this is satanic. I want to leave but don’t know how to without seeking disrespectful. Suddenly, the service is over. A young black guy walks up to me and asks if a certain seat — which looks more like a basket that’s been turned into a swing — is being saved for a specific man from the church. I remember that this person recently had a heart attack and say something along the lines of how I don’t think it matters if someone else sits there — since he obviously isn’t going to be needing his seat — and then realize that this sounds totally heartless. I end up walking out of the hut with Elliott, who I tell to wave goodbye to a man at a desk near the entrance … I’m in what looks like a high school classroom with a group of people which includes Rose. I notice that she’s super thin and say, “Have you lost weight? You’re tiny!” I’m suddenly embarrassed because what I meant to sound like a compliment kind of sounds like an insult. I vaguely wonder if she lost weight because she stopped breastfeeding (in real life, she’s almost done). I look at her and say in a dramatic voice, “I remember those days” (a joke about how I remember being skinny). I then turn to someone else and say, “I’m gonna hang myself!” It’s supposed to be a joke, but everyone looks uncomfortable. I try to make it sound funnier, but the more I say, the more it sounds like I’m actually suicidal.