Date: 2/21/2019
By squidward
i was in some class and evan was across the room. we didn’t know each other though. we got paired up by the teacher and i brought my hamster to class. there was this black cat with green eyes and human hair like fur. it was the softest cat i ever pet. evan had it on the table in front of him and he was petting it. he asked me if i painted its nails when i was little. i looked and the cat had a really bad manicure. my nanny appeared and i realized that bella probably did it. i said that she’s 4 years younger than me. our group got sent to this stadium and there was a water dispenser which was called A10. i told everyone to gather around bc my hamster was about to pee and i thought that was hilarious. he peed in the water dispenser into the filter. we started laughing so hard to the point where i felt nauseous. this dude in my group made it worse when he decided to blurt out that he was grounded. his last name was Masuva and he told me he was grounded because he texted this girl saying “let me put this masuva dick down your throat” and his mom found his phone and grounded him. i felt so lightheaded from laughing that i ended up waking up