The Longest Wee in the World. 🚽

Date: 3/24/2020

I was sprinkling cheese on a pizza whilst watching a vintage episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. There was a bike in the hallway which I needed to give back to a friend. It looked like one of the bikes you hire from Centre Parcs and I had wondered whether he had stolen it. Either way, it was an eyesore and I wanted it out of my house. Next scene; I remember getting my mum to take pictures of me but, even though I had posed for the camera, in every photo my head was down. I was also taking pictures of her with the kids but, when I showed them to her, she said she hated them all. I was disappointed. Next scene; I had a dream that I was lying in bed and was doing the longest wee in all of history. It just kept going and going. I knew it was wrong to wee in the bed (being a full on adult and all) but I couldn’t be bothered to get up and go to the toilet. Thankfully, it was just a dream and I didn’t wake up in a puddle of piss 😂