The One With the Heely Humiliation

Date: 4/1/2025

I’m watching a movie with my dad where Billy Crystal bursts into song. Somehow, I come to the conclusion that this is from Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (in real life, Billy Crystal was in Hamlet). My dad asks what this is, and I try to explain it when he interrupts me with, “Is this the one with the male prostitutes?” I’m confused by this … I’m in public somewhere wearing Heelys. I suddenly realize that this is embarrassing and try to walk around in them so that no one notices that they’re Heelys, but I keep slipping and having to grab a railing along the wall.