I Can't Teach That To A Child

Date: 4/16/2017

I'm teaching a little girl how to play the guitar when she tells me that she'd like to learn a song by the bass player of alternative rock band Hole. She is referring to the bassist as Katie Wilson. I search for her songs on YouTube and watch a few. It soon becomes apparent that her music and videos are far too adult to be teaching to young children. I then wake up (still within my dream) and watch YouTube videos of Wilson's music on a giant screen. My girlfriend walks into the room and I tell her that I know my dream is creeping into real life.