Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 10/31/2020
By leusid
Meaghan and I were hanging out with my uncle Andrew, and I was like let's do mushrooms! I don't think we actually did, but irl that would have been a terrible idea anyway. Dream Andrew seemed a lot more chill and coherent than the regular one tho I suppose. Then people were being turned into like weird tree people via some sort of vampiric-esque infection method, and we were gonna go fight cops so I was like oh shit turn me into a tree person too! Then I started thinking about game concepts where the aesthetic involves slaughtering armies of cops lol. Later, I was at the mall with a couple of friends who probably don't exist irl, we were all wearing similar shirts that were like colorful, collared, and plaid? We kept running into more people we knew wearing similar shirts, the only one I feel tho is my friend/coworker Andy, and he was like "man I should get a collared shirt too" but he was wearing one just like the rest of us already lol, in fact he was wearing a shirt that I gave him irl when I was getting rid of my boy clothes. All the shirt people were hanging out, including this dude who, in my memory, was kind of a cross between Shawn from The Good Place and Murdoc from Gorillaz lol. He was generally a villain in our lives, but we were hanging out because of the shirts. We were laying on our backs and I started doing a dance move that just involved moving my arms back and forth together and my legs back and forth separately/alternating lol, and someone was impressed and asked me how I did that, so I tried to show them but I got tired lmao. Then I think we were like training for some kind of big competition for a while. I remember something about an Adventure Time finale, and I was identifying characters that were like riffs off BMO, including his evil doppelganger (who doesn't exist, but I guess there is Football) and NEPTR. Then we get to the competition and it's a big dilapidated stadium. Broden Kelly from Aunty Donna set the stage by making some kind of joke involving something along the lines of The Hunger Games or Game of Thrones or something, but replaced "Game" with "James," which I think was supposed to be his name and therefore a pun. I think Shawn/Murdoc joined the other team and we were like oh shit, but fine he kinda sucks, but then we were like what if the other vampire switches on us too?? I also could tell I was just making this up on the fly as we went along. I saw a scene of the other team rehearsing a little skit that was supposed to intimidate us, but when they did it in person it was just them backing away from their booth, and their leader saying "see this is what could happen" or something?? And our team was not impressed. Also we were sitting in basically a sea of those huge wooden spools.