Speeding Tickets, Celebrities and Coronavirus 🦠

Date: 4/4/2020

By amandalyle

We were enroute to Centre Parcs for family holiday. My husband was driving but he was driving really fast and erratically. I told him to slow it down a touch, but he didn’t listen. We ended up getting a Speeding ticket. Two, in fact. £80 a pop. “Dammit!” I cursed. When we finally arrived at Centre Parcs it was deserted and we realised we couldn’t do any of the activities because of the Coronavirus. “What are we going to do now?” I asked. My father-in-law soon arrived baring gifts in his wicker basket. He gave the kids some Fruitshoots. I took a sip of one and it tasted vulgar. Despite the place being deserted, we headed down to the swimming pool. Joe Wicks was there. He was raising money for charity by clowning around with these other famous guys I didn’t know from Adam. We were eventually allowed in one end of the pool. For some reason, we had these two annoying little girls with us who we were looking after. They kept playing up and screaming. When we got out, we walked past Kylie Jenner and Ariana grande. They were hanging out together. Despite being 15 years old, My daughter had this purple my little pony and black barbie doll. For some reason, I decided to give it to Ariana Grande. She accepted them with glee, but Phoebe tugged the black barbie out of her hands. “I’m keeping this one!” She said.