I love strawberry cider!

Date: 12/16/2016

I was walking down the street with my friend Ash. We were talking about an old school friend called Sophie and laughing about her current profile picture in which there were two empty bottles of strawberry cider in the background. "But I love strawberry cider!" I said. "I need to get some!" As we were walking, there were some market stalls selling all kinds of different things. Ash was looking for eggs, but as she opened the boxes they were all broken. "This is rubbish, Mand!" She said to me, and we walked on. We then came to a stall selling strawberry cider, but the bottle was massive. "That's a bargain!" Ash said, "you should buy it!". "But it's way too big!" I replied, "How will I carry it around?" We were then at an outdoors party (absent the massive bottle of strawberry cider and box of eggs) A guy came over to talk to me "how old do you think I am?" he asked. "Um, 27?" I replied. "What the fuck?! You think I'm 27!" He laughed and then walked off. He was obviously offended. He then told a group of friends he was with and they all laughed along with him. "I've had enough of this!" I thought, and I walked off.