The One With the Earthworms

Date: 8/29/2019

I’m in a strange room with Brody, Chad Lang and Judah. Judah is busy dancing around and playing with something, so Brody and I walk into a different room. There’s a bed in there so we sit on it. It’s really comfortable, and I think about how I’d like to buy the same mattress (even though it’s sinking to the floor and is clearly too small for us). We get up and head into another room and Chad finds us. He looks bewildered, so we ask what’s wrong. He points at me and says, “When you left, Judah started crying because he didn’t know where you went!” I leave Chad and Brody to find Judah. When I see him, I pick him up and hug him. He tells me that I smell, and I realize that this is because I spent all evening (in real life) at a seafood restaurant ... For some reason, I’m looking at an earthworm that’s been cut in half. Someone tells me to fix it (in the dream, rather than become two separate entities, earthworms can fuse themselves back together), so I put the two halves close together. Someone drops more worms for me to attach to the first worm, and then sticks half a worm in my hair. I don’t freak out, but I find it gross.