Date: 9/20/2021
By leusid
I went in to the sex store to "trade in" two magic wands lmao, and I told the person I just wanted the best thing, so they showed me this thing that was basically like a shorter fatter baseball bat/caveman club lol, it was ridiculously huge, and was this deep vibrant pink, and had a super weird design on the end with like different grooves and stuff, almost looked like a weird like psychedelic face.. so I was like cool how much is it and he was like "heh well... Over three thousand dollars" and I was like oh shit ... But then I was like well I can just return it if it's not great lol so I bought it, and spent the rest of the dream looking forward to trying it out, but of course woke up before I got the chance to. Classic!