The One With the Onesies

Date: 5/16/2019

I’m in a house I don’t recognize, and a woman (who is supposed to be Nicole Chiusolo) is having a gender reveal outside. Someone shoots pink dust into the air, so we know it’s a girl. I try to explain to my family who the Chiusolos are. Renee tells me that Bethel is on SNL. I go to watch it on my phone, but it’s actually a bunch of teenagers in a hotel room doing something that I find racist. Two of them are pregnant, and one of them has a baby (it’s actually Mildrena). The baby is laying on the floor next to the bed Mildrena’s sitting on, and I go (now I’m in the hotel room — the SNL thing just ends) to swaddle him because he’s moving around a lot ... I’m sitting on a couch with Brody, Renee and Blane. A commercial comes on with what’s supposed to be a guy with crazy frizzy hair (it’s actually Kailyn). I rewind it to show Renee how the guy looks just like Kailyn, but she figures it out before I can tell her. I mute the TV so that no one will know what we’re talking about. Nicole Lopez walks in wearing a cream sequin outfit and carrying baby clothes. I realize that they’re for Rose (who is apparently having a boy). She shows them to me, and I see that they’re Harry Potter and Pixar themed. One of the onesies says, “Nicole Zdzieba is my Grandma” and one says, “I love Aunt Renee.”