Date: 8/24/2018
By naruto
my mom paid some church guy to look at my browsing history. he arrived and i thought wow what a fat little man he looks like father christmas, he was even carrying a tiny tree, but then he started yelling at me to get away from my computer and he sat there and deleted the last save file on my game. then kicked me outta my house. i was so mad that before i left i chewed on his tree and broke it in half. i could see the regret im both of their faces cause the only thing they found was overwatch streams, 240+ hours of naruto, and masterchef season 8