Date: 6/23/2019
By kokotails
there were zombies invading the whole state and around my house and instead of fighting them and being killed by a zombie I decided to go out to the tree in the front yard and hang myself on a branch. I hung there for awhile but didn’t die and I was breathing normal. after a while I got frustrated and came down from the branch. later, a woman was trying to murder some random lady and to protect her I told the attempted murderer that she could just kill me instead of her. she didn’t wanna do that and I told her I’ll just kill myself instead. that moved something in her and she didn’t kill anyone and we became friends and talked about our problems.