Sex with a pensioner and unruly pubes 😳

Date: 11/25/2016

I was having sex with this disgusting old man across two dining room chairs that had been placed together. As we were "getting it on" I thought "why am I doing this? This is so gross!" Afterwards, I hid in a cupboard and sobbed, disgusted by my actions. I then called my best friend, Kylie, and told her about it - even though I was so ashamed. I just felt like I had to tell someone. But her reaction was not what I was expecting, she replied, "Oh don't worry, my love, I did it with him last week!" I felt shocked but relieved. Next scene; I was in the bathroom with some of my friends. I pulled down my jeans and underwear to show them that I had grown out my pubic hair... it was thick, matted and tortoiseshell in colour. "Yeah, I like it! You should let it grow more!" My hippy friend Laura said. Next scene: I was in the kitchen making breakfast for my kids, when a homeless man walked in....completely out of the blue. "I would make you some toast" I told him "but I have hardly any bread left!" The homeless guy said, "That's okay, I've got some bread at home. It's a few months old, but it will do!" ... "home?" I thought. "Why is he staying here?" Next scene; I was going to an amusement park with the kids and my friend Ash. As we walked, we started talking about where our parents were from. "My mother is from Wiltshire!" Ash said. I wanted to tell her that my mum is also from Wiltshire, but she butted in and talked about where her dad was raised. We then walked towards the entrance. To get inside, we had to climb these rickety metal stairs - my daughter Phoebe and her friend Megan pushed right in front and I felt annoyed. Once in the park, I put my son's Alex and Max on a ride but it started spinning out of control - doing things it wasn't suppose to be doing. "Are they safe on this crazy ride?" I thought. It wasn't how I envisaged it to work at all, but they seemed happy enough, so I allowed them to go on it again. Next scene; Harry Amelia (from last year's Big brother) was in a dark room in bed - recovering from a hangover. My mum and some other people (I didn't recognise) kept waking her up by showing her random toys (one was a slinky caterpillar) and I kept showing her strange outfits that I thought were great at the time, but looking back - not so much! One was a multicoloured velour playsuit - which was hideous! I must have bought these items in the sale because they cost only pennies. "Wonderful" she lied, "but I must go to sleep now!" She said sleepily. My mum was still right in her face and Harry had this look of horror in her eyes that silently screamed "leave me alone, crazy people!" Next scene; My daughter Phoebe's annoying friend (Megan) came over in the morning - uninvited. She was annoying me so much, I began to rustle through my son's toy box to drown out the sound of her whiny little voice. "Please go away, please go away" I muttered to myself.