i try to die for fun

Date: 7/1/2019

By squidward

i got an alert on my phone saying that it was extremely deadly to go outside. so, i decided it’d be a great idea to go outside. i took my phone and started recording and ran outside. it was extremely dark and it was downpouring rain. there was so much thunder and lightning and the winds were crazy, i could barely walk. i walked by andre’s house and there was a random bridge that i sat under. the rain calmed down a little bit and i realized that there was an alligator in the little lake in front of me. i also realized that the alert wasn’t calling the weather deadly, it was saying that the alligator is deadly, so then i leaned forward to try and see it