School Adverts and Dream Logs

Date: 10/25/2016

My school friend Mark B is starring in an advert in class. His job is to be seen sat at the back eating a particular brand of food all term. I remove my clothes and stand nude drinking from a can with the label clearly visible to him, in a parody of his situation. He finds it funny. Everyone in class comes back to mine to get ready for a night out. I brush my teeth using a red toothbrush instead of my blue one. I am disgusted at the prospect of using somebody elses but keep it to myself to avoid embarrassment. I get my things together in readiness to drive to Sheffield. Matt Lee Blanc appears by my car really excited about the free bottle opener he just got when he bought something from the news agents. I wake up to find my brother's friend John has my phone in his hand. He is using it to play Oasis' cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. I immediately tell him not to read my dream log. My brother over hears this and is interested. He does not have a smart phone to download the app so rings the dream log direct, vocally logging his dream to an operator. He hangs up regretting his rash decision and hopes the phone call won't result in an expensive bill.