Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 6/24/2020
By amandalyle
I was visiting a service user (Jeremy) I must have fallen asleep - probably due to one his long-winded discussions about having a vagina inside his arsehole or his coffee being poisoned by pirates and the anti Christs - because, suddenly, I woke up (in my dream) and realised that Jeremy was also in a deep sleep. I shook his arm gently to wake him up. It took him a while to rouse, but when his eyes finally snapped open, he asked me for the time. I looked at my phone and got the shock of my life. It was 4pm - I was meant to finish work an hour and a half ago... and I had completely missed the school run. I started flapping around in a panic, not knowing what to do with myself. Next scene; A note had been left on my car, saying that I had parked too close to this sports car, which they had picture evidence of, tucked inside. I was infuriated. I had no recollection of ever parking too close to this car. In fact, they must have parked after me. I took the note and shoved it in my pocket. Later that day, I met up with a friend of my husbands (Matt) I hadn’t seen him for years, but he had invited me along to this amusement park in London. I had taken one of my sons along (Alex) but, unfortunately, he was too small to go on any of the rides. A short while later, we managed to find a water slide he was able to go on (multiple times!) and he seemed happy with that. I got out a big black marker and graffitied on the side of the plastic tube slide. “What does it say?” Matt asked. “It says... to the guy who suggested I had parked too close to his sports car... It’s so obvious you have a MICRO PENIS!”. Matt chuckled. We then went on this huge rollercoaster. It was really old and rickety which made it feel even more dangerous and exciting. The next thing I knew, we were in bed together. He was fully clothed but kept rubbing himself up against me. I tried to get into the mood, but it just wasn’t happening. “What’s wrong with me?!” I wondered. Sex drive as dry as the desert. Next scene; I was looking in the mirror and kept changing into a completely different person when I positioned my head at a certain angle. “This is awesome!” I remember thinking, flicking my head from side to side.