The Most Childish Dream There's Ever Been

Date: 7/8/2017

I'm with my old school friends Craig L and Andrew W. We're throwing a rugby ball around the front room. When my turn comes to throw it to Andrew he passes wind extremely loudly at me. We all fall about laughing. While continuing playing with the ball I reveal to the lads that I've come up with a new term for testicles. They ask me what it is and I reply "dick tits". Again we explode into fits of laughter.