Country Clown

Date: 10/14/2020

By leusid

I went into a little rural cottage or something that we were staying at. Julian was watching a video of him and Rachel on video chat that they'd apparently recorded last Christmas. The videos of each of them were side by side and were the same size. They were saying goodnight, and the videos kinda rotated so Julian's was more above Rachel's, and they made it look like he was kissing her head goodnight. I was like awwwwh why are y'all too cute lol. Then mom was driving us down these dusty country roads, then parked on the side of the road and we walked down a hill probably, still on the road just on foot for some reason, and we got to a little diner. Everyone else went inside, but I realized I was just in my underwear so I hesitated. I looked back to the car and it was like a quarter mile up this big hill, and I didn't have a way to drive it home to get clothes anyway. So, I laid down in front of the diner and kinda tried to curl up. Then I was telling myself it was a dream and it didn't matter and I should just go in in my underwear. I convinced myself, and got up to go in and I was wearing clothes lol. Specifically my old boy clothes, basketball shorts and the Hayshaker Farm t-shirt. I got inside and there was this old woman that worked there. I forget some stuff that happened, but during that time I told my fam the story of what happened with my clothes and the dream. Then the old lady was leading us around talking, and suddenly she had full Ronald McDonald outfit and makeup except the red mouth. I was like lmao what! Did y'all just see that? Mom just turned into a clown like right before my eyes. I realized that that wasn't mom, mom was actually following that old lady, but I thought maybe she's supposed to be mom's mom so close enough lol. (She didn't look anything like my mom's mom looked irl) The clown lady was kinda smirking about the whole situation. I was like why didn't you do the red mouth, and suddenly she turned around with like really shittily applied red lipstick, and also a bunch of huge blotches of like muted maroon face paint over her white face paint. She was like well obviously I did a bad job... Lol.