Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow! ✂️

Date: 7/1/2020

This cute pixie-cropped haired Asian girl started cutting my hair, whilst I was sitting in bed. I didn’t want it cut (I was trying to grow it) but she’d already cut into the back. Snip! Snip! Much, much shorter than I expected. I was nervous now. She seemed way too scissor happy for my liking, but I thought “fuck it... change is good!” The finished result was actually a really cute (albeit very short) edgy bob. My hair looked so thick and shiny. I loved it. My husband came into the bedroom and told me that this was his 6th favourite haircut I’ve ever had and that it looked so good, he thought I was wearing a wig?! Next scene; I was watching this tv show featuring a very tall and skinny Abbey Clancy wearing the shortest dress I had ever seen (you could practically see her vagina!) and the longest legs in all of history. She looked comically distorted ... and yet, kinda hot at the same time. She couldn’t walk in these ridiculously long legs to save her life... she was like Bambi on acid.