Digital art, In a darkened auditorium, a group of people watches as the new Journey worship guy attempts to energize the crowd with an upbeat song, but to their surprise, they remain unresponsive, prompting one person to comment on the awkwardness, only to find themselves later facing off against a panda bear with a bamboo stick, before finding themselves transported to a jungle enclosure where a gorilla swings around like Tarzan, and finally, ending up in an aquarium where all the animals join in a harmonious rendition of "Under the Sea."

The One Where I Fight a Panda Bear

Date: 2/5/2024

By nicolezdzieba

I’m in the corner of a darkened auditorium with a few people when the new Journey worship guy comes out singing an upbeat song. He walks through the crowd trying to get everyone to clap, but the people aren’t responding to him at all. I make some sort of comment about how awkward this is to whoever I’m with … I’m looking down over some kind of indoor pond when I see two skinny, almost animated-looking crocodiles smiles and talking to each other as they try to make it onto a small plot of land on the middle of the water. At some point, a panda bear appears beside me and I have to fight it off with a bamboo stick. I say something to someone about getting smacked by a panda bear paw. Later, I end up in some sort of jungle enclosure where a gorilla appears. I realize that it’s going to swing around like Tarzan with me. Somehow, I end up in an aquarium where all the animals start singing “Under the Sea.”